Coffee with a sense of humor.

About “Roasted” Mushroom coffee

Coffee breaks don’t need to be so serious. “Roasted” brings mushroom coffee and roast-style jokes together in one daily ritual.

Two kinds of roast

There’s the coffee. Then there’s the comedy: playful digs at the everyday habits we all recognize. It’s a little mischief to go with your morning cup, and a good reason to send a punchline to a friend.

Our approach

We’re here for coffee and a laugh, not miracle health promises. Check each product’s details for ingredients, preparation instructions, price, and availability.

Before you order

Browse our FAQ and shipping and return policies for the practical details. The jokes may be unserious; your purchase shouldn’t be a guessing game.