The coffee part
Mushroom coffee is the heart of Roasted. Explore the product details for ingredients and preparation instructions before you pick your cup.
Mushroom coffee. With a punchline.
Your morning coffee.
Now with insults.
Meet “Roasted”: mushroom coffee that comes with roast-style jokes. A little less serious. A lot more worth sharing.
For coffee people who can take a joke.
New brand. Clear intentions.
01 / Coffee meets mushroom blend
02 / Jokes, not miracle claims
03 / A ritual worth sharing
The daily double roast
One cup. Two kinds of roast.
A familiar coffee ritual with an unexpected side of comedy. No motivational speech required.
A taste of the humor
“Your coffee has mushrooms. Your inbox has 4,000 unread emails. Only one of those is intentional.”
Sip. Laugh. Try not to take yourself too seriously.
The comedy part
Roast-style jokes come with the coffee. Think playful digs at everyday life, not another solemn morning affirmation.
The pass-it-on part
Send a punchline to your group chat, or introduce a coffee-loving friend to a ritual with a sense of humor.
Make it your morning
Find your roast.
Current products, prices, and availability. No made-up deals.
Good morning. Questionable jokes.
Life’s serious enough.
Your coffee doesn’t have to be.
Bring a little mushroom coffee and a little mischief to your next coffee break.